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I like to list what my Non resolutions are, cause well....they're a hell of alot more fun than resolutions!

I don't resolve to be a better person than I already am, cause I am a good person.

I don't resolve to listen to anybody, cause that just ain't gonna happen.

I will not stop calling my friends, heifer, cow, bitch and slut, cause, well...they are.

I will not stop smiling through whatever comes my way, cause as the saying goes, 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

I will not take down this site, cause it's just too much fun and there are so many great people here.

Hrmm....maybe I should make a few resolutions...check them out here.

http://www.hereinreality.com/resolutions.html

So what are your 2008 New Year Non resolutions?

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 Posted: Sun Dec 30th, 2007 04:58 pm

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Oh and here I some I could try and keep....ahem....

  • Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.

  • I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.

  • I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.

  • I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.

  • I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.

  • I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.

  • I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.

  • I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.

  • I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.

  • I will think of a password other than "password."

  • I will not tell the same story at every get together.

  • I won't worry so much.

  • I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!




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    Angel wrote: I like to list what my Non resolutions are, cause well....they're a hell of alot more fun than resolutions!

    I don't resolve to be a better person than I already am, cause I am a good person.

    I don't resolve to listen to anybody, cause that just ain't gonna happen.

    I will not stop calling my friends, heifer, cow, bitch and slut, cause, well...they are.

    I will not stop smiling through whatever comes my way, cause as the saying goes, 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

    I will not take down this site, cause it's just too much fun and there are so many great people here.

    Hrmm....maybe I should make a few resolutions...check them out here.

    http://www.hereinreality.com/resolutions.html

    So what are your 2008 New Year Non resolutions?

    :nyfive:

     

     
    Are you sure some of these aren't from the She-cat's list? *runs*:cool:



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    A few things I probably won't get around to doing in '08:


    *Grow four inches by sheer force of will.

    *Outsource all of my metabolic processes to the highest bidding third world countries in exchange for lifelong diplomatic immunity and a boatload of carbon credits.

    *Eat 50 state birds in 50 days.

    *Become Batman on a working man's salary (would the mods kindly delete this post if that actually happens?)

    *Name a star after myself on the off chance that intelligent life is one day discovered there, ergo, people will spend the next thousand years talking about me.

    *Stand directly atop Four Corners' Monument completely nude while paying tourists gamble on which of the four states' jurisdictions will haul me in for indecent exposure first.

    *Steal Christmas.

    *Write and direct a Broadway musical about a humble, salt-of-the-earth gigolo who--along with his talking German Shepherd Señor Torkleson--stumbles upon his great-grandfather's long-lost recipe for the perfect blueberry waffle, thereby propelling himself into a twisted underworld of lies, deceit, passion, vengeance, and glitzy over the top dance numbers.

    *Answer all rhetorical questions.

    *Start a cult.  Just for kicks.



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    Bilbo67 wrote: A few things I probably won't get around to doing in '08:


    *Grow four inches by sheer force of will.



    *flashes Bilbo*  Does that help? :2:



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    Bilbo67 wrote: A few things I probably won't get around to doing in '08:


    *Grow four inches by sheer force of will.

    *Dusts off my trophy for sucking a golf ball thru a garden hose* Maybe I can help with that...;)

    directly atop Four Corners' Monument completely nude while paying tourists gamble on which of the four states' jurisdictions will haul me in for indecent exposure first.
    I would bet Montana, for it's wide-open spaces..:)

    *Write and direct a Broadway musical about a humble, salt-of-the-earth gigolo who--along with his talking German Shepherd Señor Torkleson--stumbles upon his great-grandfather's long-lost recipe for the perfect blueberry waffle, thereby propelling himself into a twisted underworld of lies, deceit, passion, vengeance, and glitzy over the top dance numbers.
    *Phones John Barrowman and tells him there's a play written especially just for him, and David Tennant gets to play the German Shepherd. *



    Ok, my NON resolutions are:

    1. Making sure those child-proof tops are on snugly, by prying them off in the supermarket, just to catch the store napping.

    2. NOT forcing myself to cut down on my favorite, fried chicken, because it's God's way of punishing them for being so stupid.

    3. NOT Catching up with my fanfic reading, by buying myself a PDA that captures text...even tho I can afford it, I just can't justify the money. *yes I"m cheap*

    4. I guess I could stop making those calls to the cops and giving them license plate numbers every time I see someone park outside a massage parlor. :)

    5. Invent a perpetual motion machine, and then market it to an Adult Toy manufacturer.

    6. I'm NOT going to send out a box of dead roses to my apartment manager..*runs to cancel order*.

     



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    Bilbo67 wrote: A few things I probably won't get around to doing in '08:


    *Grow four inches by sheer force of will.

    *Stand directly atop Four Corners' Monument completely nude while paying tourists gamble on which of the four states' jurisdictions will haul me in for indecent exposure first.



    In that order aye? Good on 'ya Bilbo:s010a:



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    CheshireKat wrote: Bilbo67 wrote: A few things I probably won't get around to doing in '08:


    *Grow four inches by sheer force of will.

    *Stand directly atop Four Corners' Monument completely nude while paying tourists gamble on which of the four states' jurisdictions will haul me in for indecent exposure first.



    In that order aye? Good on 'ya Bilbo:s010a:

    Hey Chessie, do ya reckon his exposure would be decent or not since he wants to uh....grow 4 inches an all? :c030a::D



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    Dear God, I should have worded that differently.



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    Angel wrote: CheshireKat wrote: Bilbo67 wrote: A few things I probably won't get around to doing in '08:


    *Grow four inches by sheer force of will.

    *Stand directly atop Four Corners' Monument completely nude while paying tourists gamble on which of the four states' jurisdictions will haul me in for indecent exposure first.



    In that order aye? Good on 'ya Bilbo:s010a:

    Hey Chessie, do ya reckon his exposure would be decent or not since he wants to uh....grow 4 inches an all? :c030a::D
    Maybe which state arrests him first will depend on which way he's 'pointing':d020a:



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    Bilbo67 wrote: Dear God, I should have worded that differently.

    Well.....you weren't very specific as to where, so we had to make our own um....assumptions. :girlsmiley:



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    Bilbo67 wrote: Dear God, I should have worded that differently.


    gets out her tow chain and revs up the engine on her tow truck..YA READY?

    *vrrroooooommmmmm* 



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    Bilbo67 wrote: Dear God, I should have worded that differently.

    Hehehehe.. if it's any consolation I wish I'd grow about 6 inches in height.



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    Bilbo67 wrote: Dear God, I should have worded that differently.
    Ok, where DID you want to grow you 4 inches?  I want to be 4 inches taller.



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