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Ketana
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 Posted: Sun Apr 22nd, 2007 11:11 pm

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 Posted: Thu May 10th, 2007 05:43 pm

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WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!


HE
: Can I buy you a drink?

SHE
: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE
: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.

SHE
: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE
: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

SHE
: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE
: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE
: I must've been given your share.

HE
: Will you go out with me this Saturday?

SHE
: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE
: Your face must turn a few heads.

SHE
: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE
: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.

SHE
: Okay, get out.

HE
: I think I could make you very happy.

SHE
: Why? Are you leaving?

HE
: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

SHE
: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE
: Can I have your name?

SHE
: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE
: Shall we go see a movie?

SHE
: I've already seen it.

HE
: Where have you been all my life?

SHE
: Hiding from you.

HE
: Haven't I seen you some place before?

SHE
: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE
: Is this seat empty?

SHE
: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE
: So, what do you do for a living?

SHE
: I'm a female impersonator.

HE
: Hey baby, what's your sign?

SHE
: Do not enter.

HE
: Your body is like a temple.

SHE
: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE
: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

SHE
: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

 



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HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.

SHE : Okay, get out.




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okay so don't be hating..cause she-cat's tasting...this mighty fine piece of ass..

 

 

 

mmrrrooowwwrrrrrr..

 

he's a model, he's latino...and he's hawt!!!



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 Posted: Wed May 16th, 2007 08:43 pm

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Ketana wrote: okay so don't be hating..cause she-cat's tasting...this mighty fine piece of ass..

 

 

 

mmrrrooowwwrrrrrr..

 

he's a model, he's latino...and he's hawt!!!
Daam! do those really grow on trees?:bounce_pinka:



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 Posted: Wed May 16th, 2007 09:31 pm

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Ketana wrote: okay so don't be hating..cause she-cat's tasting...this mighty fine piece of ass..

 

 

 

mmrrrooowwwrrrrrr..

 

he's a model, he's latino...and he's hawt!!!

Nena, I want me a piece of that!  Did you use miracle grow on it? :bounce_pinka:



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Sure, you can all have him. More Kai for me then



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 Posted: Sat May 19th, 2007 12:29 am

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NoClockThing wrote: Sure, you can all have him. More Kai for me then *blows rasberry at NoClockThing* Didn't your mama teach you to share? :c030a:



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*Cough, choke, sputter*...OY !! Que macho !  I'll take 3 thanks....hehe



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CheshireKat wrote: NoClockThing wrote: Sure, you can all have him. More Kai for me then *blows rasberry at NoClockThing* Didn't your mama teach you to share? :c030a:

She sure did try



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 Posted: Tue Jun 5th, 2007 05:58 pm

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"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to
stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd
like to have dinner with." :D



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Ketana wrote: "Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to
stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd
like to have dinner with." :D

Only problem is..........they never mature. :c030a:



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