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 Posted: Sat Jan 20th, 2007 11:00 pm

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Angel wrote:

Xev win's the first annual Lexx goo food fight!

it's only a moisturizer boys, think of it as a girl thing!



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Oy!  The dead do get hernias!



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Oy!  The dead do get hernias!


"Wow, that's a great special bonus they got at the Car Wash, Kai, get your Bug cleaned and they give you a free Love Slave...such a DEAL !"

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Vlad:  Kai, will you stop pouting, just because my hairdo is bigger than yours?

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okay Kai it's your turn to hide and I'll count to 100!!



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Vlad:  Kai, will you stop pouting, just because my hairdo is bigger than yours?

Vlad does her best imitation of an upside down icecream cone.  "Do you wanna lick me, Kai?"



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overhears Kai talking about the kinky goings on in his cryopod and takes mental notes..



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Are you coning for me or are you just pleased to see me!

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Stanley and Kai posing for the lastest issue of Soap Opera in Space, issue 1.



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Stan: 'Better you than me' Kai: 'Always'



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"Of course the camera's only going to focus on me when I'm in the shot!  I make the whole show!"



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okay are ya ready? cause we gonna get nasty up in heah!

 



 

I'm not a proctologist but I'll give it a go!!



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Kai undergoes a sex change operation, "He's been neutered, now we cut under the breast bone.  Did he want a DD?"



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Kai undergoes a sex change operation, "He's been neutered, now we cut under the breast bone.  Did he want a DD?"

"Fresh Sushi anyone?"



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Ketana wrote: okay are ya ready? cause we gonna get nasty up in heah!

 



 

I'm not a proctologist but I'll give it a go!!

"Hmmm...another successful date at the Opera, I think the Roofies finally kicked in"...



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