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 Posted: Sun Nov 26th, 2006 11:56 pm

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The dead do not breast feed.. 



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Don't any of you like my deodorant???



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I'm his Mommy, Stan!  Not you!



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The Brunnen-G practice for their YMCA gig with the Village People.



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I know you said the dead don't fart Kai but I'm not getting back into the moth until that horrible smell goes.

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It's a Bird... It's a Plane... It's Superman



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A love slave has needs, so if you won't put out, Kai, then I'm outta here!



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ALL TOGETHER NOW! JAZZ HANDS!



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Spying a mouse from 5000 feet up, XEV prepares to pounce.

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Angel wrote: Carl B Harrison wrote:


The Brunnen-G practice for their YMCA gig with the Village People.

:d020a::smiley_436::yourock::roflrofla::roflrofla:



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"Yes Xev all of the Brunnen G are circumcised"



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"Yes Xev all of the Brunnen G are circumcised"

wahahahahahahahaha oh Carl you so bad..so bad!



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My Bunny pumpkin-love, it was YOU who farted! (Prez Priest hopes he can get away with that one.)



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My Bunny pumpkin-love, it was YOU who farted! (Prez Priest hopes he can get away with that one.)

I swear my pink luff baby-kins I only borrowed your thong for a moment!



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Do ya think this shade of lipstick makes me look gay?



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