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 Posted: Fri Oct 27th, 2006 01:02 am

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This is what happens when you mix protoblood with beer Kai



 

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Kai sings Swing Low Sweet Chariot as he's carted off to the clinker.



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 Posted: Fri Oct 27th, 2006 06:26 am

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Dragonflygurl wrote: This is what happens when you mix protoblood with beer Kai



 

Michael finds that hanging out in the bus station doesn't give him the rush that it used to.....



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I swear she propositioned ME, officer!



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(Reposted from another universe, image courtesy Dragonflygurl):



"And it shall come to pass, that there shall be descended from the Heavens a Terrible Crimson King, and you shall know him by his number, and it is 'Four'. He shall be accompanied by a Magnificent Golden Dragon who when roused can ride the winds like a whirlwind and men can disappear before her in the twinkling of an eye. They shall bring forth before them a Great Death riding in a blazing Silver Chariot, and there is yet another that is with them, and yet is naught, and all who shalt cross their path shall perish from the Universe."

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LMAO, XS4XEVR!

"I couldn't pass up the deal, Stan, he was on marked down 75% in the clearance aisle!"



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OMG XS4XVER THAT WAS BRILLIANT !!ROTFLMGDAO !!

Stan: "This is the LAST Bachelor Party I take him to, I had no idea the kegger was filled with Protoblood, and on top of that YOU jump out of the cake..."



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:laughing1:XS4XVER!

Xev:  Whaddya mean, you didn't keep the receipt? This one's dead.

 

 

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Shot 'till ya drop!

Attachment: Lexx415_023.jpg (Downloaded 74 times)

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Stan realizes he lost the key.........yet again.



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WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?



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 Posted: Wed Nov 15th, 2006 11:08 pm

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Stan "I'm not your Daddy."

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Angel wrote:


 

Are you sure this is how Jack LaLanne got started?

 



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 Posted: Sat Nov 25th, 2006 12:18 am

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I thought you said your parts don't work Kai!



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aeonflux wrote: Angel wrote:


I thought you said your parts don't work Kai!

LOLOL now that's deliciously e-bil Aeon! A girl after me own heart.. 



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