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 Posted: Sat Nov 25th, 2006 07:53 pm

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Xev to Kai: No problems dark and sexy one I'm perfectly satisfied in just polishing your rods 'till they shine!



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790, "I'm leaving Kai for Schlemmi, at least he can fulfill my every sexual need!"



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mayaXXX wrote:
Kai " Does this Assassin uniform make me look fat?"

 

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Xev to Kai: Sorry, I've got a headache. Sweet dreams.

Stan to Kai: Hey, it's time to practise 69, remember, practice makes perfect.

Kai to anyone: what riddly diddly can do for you

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Xev: Stop it's too big!



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Stan:  "Mine's too small!" :shock: :stan-h:



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Stan: "No, really, I have no interest in sex"



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Angel wrote: Prince when he first arrives on the lexx, "I'm on the good ship lollipop."
This image made me laugh so hard I couldn't breath.



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Kai, "I like my protoblood shaken, not stirred."



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The Devine Shadow "I'm sorry, can we all just get along?"



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come on Stan let's take a bubble bath together.



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Xev to Stan, "I want you to be my lover."



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Stan to Xev "I prefer my hand, really."



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Lexx, "Stan I am full."  (poor thing was always hungry)



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 Posted: Mon Oct 28th, 2013 08:28 pm

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Kai "does this bun make me look fat?"



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Xev, "I want to smoke your rod....Kai."



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