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lizard
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 Posted: Sun Feb 18th, 2007 02:47 pm

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Never, ever try to clean the Lexx toilet with bleach.

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lizard wrote: Never, ever try to clean the Lexx toilet with bleach.

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh damn that's a good one Lizard! Good one!

 

I shall not stroke the Lexx food tube and beg for Ribs, Slaw and cornbread..cause it just ain't happenin'!



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jerhume wrote: ..... or call the love slave Xenia!!

 

edited by the she-cat due to mis-spelling of Ms. Seeburg's name

Ah - I spelt it that way on purpose,  Ketana, because I know that to get that wrong is super-annoying! :D

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I will not wear a red dress and try to get the key to the Lexx from the guy in the blue suit.  :c030a:



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 Posted: Wed Mar 7th, 2007 10:37 pm

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Never use the shower head, for nothing more then just taking a shower.

 

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 Posted: Fri Mar 9th, 2007 10:23 am

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Thou shalt not cheat in a game of chess with the divine dead man..



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 Posted: Sat Mar 10th, 2007 12:40 am

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Ok, I"ve lost track of what number we're on, hehe..

I will not advertise the "Luvliner' for Schlemmi for free on the ship's vidscreens so I can get a date with 'Vartan"...:s010a:

I will not use the Lexx as collateral in poker games with Feppo and Smoor..

I will not sell Stanely H Tweedle's dirty clothes to the Bio-Hazard Engineers to research new viruses.

I will not tie Kail's locks to the crypod and then yell "Hey look,  It's the Divine Executioner!"

I will not sign Xev up as an  Avon Cosmetics door to door saleslady.

I will not melt 790 down and use him to fix the plumbing..

I will not turn Prince into a lawyer, he needs to be more Evil first.

 

 



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I will not drop kick 790 off the bridge, then repair him and turn him towards me as the first person he sees.



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 Posted: Wed Mar 21st, 2007 04:35 pm

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thou shalt not use the regenerator on the Lexx to try and grow a penis for Kai!



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I will not hide Vlad's hairspray and coat hangers.

I will not change the Mothbreeders overalls to hot pink.

I will not change the vid-screen on the Lexx to a big 62" Plasma just so I can see the Playoffs.

I will not put a beer dispenser on the Bridge's control panel.

I will not spike Lyekka's latest victim with weedkiller.

I will not make up an Organ Donor card for Kai.

I will not list His Divine Shadow as Brizon's 'next of kin' on his drivers license.

I will not give send Giggerota a catalog for "Goodies from Goodman"..




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 Posted: Fri Apr 6th, 2007 04:22 pm

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I will not install toilet paper on the Lexx's toilet.

I will not ask to install a DVD player on the Lexx's screen panel.

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:bunny4:I will not put rabbit ears on the Mothbreeders and tell Bunny they're Easter Bunnies.



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Angel wrote: :bunny4:I will not put rabbit ears on the Mothbreeders and tell Bunny they're Easter Bunnies.
buwahahahahahahaha...



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 Posted: Sun Apr 15th, 2007 04:13 am

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I will not tell the lexx to "make it so"

I will not paint 790 gold..... ... . .. .


I will not Initiate Klingon Mating Rituals with Xev (cluster lizard wins)


I will not Replace Kai's protoBlood With "Reagent"



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I will not send Prince chocolates while he still lives on Fire...ugh the mess.

I will not get Giggerota a gift certificate for Ann Klein's..

I will not tie Stanley's shoes together under the dinner table, then yell 'Here'sssssssss Lyekka !"

I will not enter Pa Guleen and Junior in Nascar as drivers, they're not Redneck enough.

I will not spike the food tube with runny green Jello and then hang a sign on it saying "Closed for repairs"

 
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