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 Posted: Tue Dec 19th, 2006 07:43 am

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ORDER TAKE OUT PIZZA!

Domino's does not deliver to outerspace!

buwahahahahaahahaha...

 

Kai? Got change of a hunnred?

The dead do not do anchovies!

oh pooh!




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I will not have an all night Kegger party with Poetman or I may end up abandoned on a dying planet.



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not allowed to have a barbeque in the galley with Giggerota!




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....not allowed to hang my pictures or put up any shelves..... Lexx, "ouch"

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not allowed to play tic tac toe on the dead man's cyopod..no no no no! nor am I allowed to lick the glass screen either *ouch* no can I draw on the ice pornographic phallic symbols! no no no no! and no playing or pressing buttons on the control thingie ma jiggie!

 



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Ketana wrote: not allowed to play tic tac toe on the dead man's cyopod..no no no no! nor am I allowed to lick the glass screen either *ouch* no can I draw on the ice pornographic phallic symbols! no no no no! and no playing or pressing buttons on the control thingie ma jiggie!

 

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I will not use toilet paper to wipe my bottom



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You're not allowed to have bad carrots on the menu in the Lexx galley.



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Carl B Harrison wrote: I will not use toilet paper to wipe my bottom



CARL! I'VE THE PERFECT TOILET PAPER TO MATCH YOUR TOILET!

 



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Ketana wrote:
Carl B Harrison wrote: I will not use toilet paper to wipe my bottom



CARL! I'VE THE PERFECT TOILET PAPER TO MATCH YOUR TOILET!

 


LOL... At least you would only need to use one piece at a time and that would be good considering us men use half a role when we go to the loo :adu-8:



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Carl B Harrison wrote: Ketana wrote:
Carl B Harrison wrote: I will not use toilet paper to wipe my bottom



CARL! I'VE THE PERFECT TOILET PAPER TO MATCH YOUR TOILET!

 


LOL... At least you would only need to use one piece at a time and that would be good considering us men use half a role when we go to the loo :adu-8:

Goodness, I must be a man then. :c030a::D



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THOU SHALT NOT BRING ON BOARD THE LEXX ANY MORE OF THOSE FUNNY PINK MIST CANNISTERS!!! :fear2: 

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Hey don't forget to number your responses, hehe.

68. I will not make the Mothbreeders wear white spandex rhinestone Elvis jumpsuits.:fear2:

69. I will not add 'spoilers' and 'ground effects' to the Lexx's chasis.

70. I will not sign 790 up for 'Nailpolish of the Month' club.

71. I will not book Feppo and Smoor as a band to perform at Stan's birthday party.:c030a:

72. I  will not give Xev a Martha Stewart cookbook.

73. I will not change Kai's hairdo into a Flying Dutchman and enter him in the Houston Hair Wars Hairdressers competition, no matter how much he begs.

74. I will not give Prince a gift certificate for a 'Prince Albert' at the piercing parlor down the street.:new_shocked:

75.  I will not try the 'Surprise Meatloaf' at Giggy's house...
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I will not drag race the Lexx against a foreshadow.



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 I will not loan my LEXX DVDs to any non-fan ever again!  Sorry about the brace.  The dead do not clean up human remains.



 

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