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 Posted: Wed Nov 15th, 2006 05:43 pm

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Hey MOK !! Glad to see you here !:s010a:



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I shall not refer to Stan as a "red-shirt".
:stan-h:

I shall not store drinks and refreshments in the Cryochamber.
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I shall not hide under Xev's bed nor in her closet.
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37. I shall not throw a pajama party on the Lexx!

38. I shall not give Kai a make-over!

39. I shall not use 790 as a champagne cooler!

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40. I will not run around the Lexx holding a carrot saying I need to be probed by Kai. :carrot1:



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41. I will not tell Stan he has won a luxury week with six porn stars, fly him personally to the 'meeting spot' in a moth, and then proceed to leave him in some remote section of No-Man's-Land for a week while I take a holiday from him.... (often)



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42. After a nite of kinky sex I will not ask Kai if I can smoke his cod-piece instead of  a cigarette. :c030a:



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43.  I will not become a lesbian in the hopes the Lyekka eats me.



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44. I will not serve Brizon liver and onions for dinner.

45. I will not offer Giggerota the Wicked a subscription to 'Bon Appetit'...she's on the cover already..

46. I will not send Thodin a gift card for a new wardrobe at Ann Klein's..

47. I will not take candid pics of Poetman in a black bustier and stockings
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:flute2champ:     :thanks2:

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48.  I am not allowed to play six-gun shooter with the mothbreeders.



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49.  I will not stand near the "bigger, harder moths" guy.:c030a:

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50.  I will not ask Xev to become Cobra's manicurist.



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51. I shall not steal Moth's and go joy riding through the Lexx shouting, "catch me if you can!" 



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52.  I will not play truth or dare with Stan.



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53. I will not run the Lexx thru the Intergallactic Car Wash.

54. I will not donate all of His Divine Shadow's robes to the Salvation Army.

55. I will not tie Stanley into his bed while sleeping, then yell 'Hey, it's the NAUGHTY NYMPHYMANIACS FROM NIMBUS NINE !"

56. I will  not give Mantrid 'Soap on a Rope' for Christmas.

57. I will not replace the cryopod frozen gas with Helium so that Kai starts talking like the Chipmunks.

 



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58.  I will not tell Lexx there's an all you can eat BBQ planet in the next galaxy.



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