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1. I will not glue the Cryopod doors closed and then yell 'Fire"..

2. I will not send His Divine Shadow a Victoria's Secret Catalog with Stanley's name on it.

3. I will not Hide the Time Prophet's Bulova.

4. I will not put hot pink hair color in Kai's shampoo bottle.

5. I will not  tell the Lexx that it has 'Termites' and then offer to get rid of them for a price.

6. I will not tie Stanely in bed while sleeping and then yell 'Here's Feppo and Smoor!"

7. I will not tell Xev her Cluster Lizard outfit makes her ass look 'fat'...

8. I will not give 790 a jar of K-Y and tell him Kai is waiting for him in the Crycochamber.

9. I will not enter Prince in the 'Pimp of the Year' contest.

10. I will not have Stanley signed up for an Intergalactic Dating service run by Schlemmi.

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Last edited on Fri Nov 10th, 2006 09:07 pm by mayaXXX



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11.  I will not set up Fifi on a date with Mantrid



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12. I will not hide Stan's hat

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13.  I will not make Xev wear pants.



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I will not let ANYONE take a shower alome:c030a:



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15. I will not wake up Kai the wrong way.



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16.  I will not use the brace to cut hair



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17. I will not switch out Kai's brace for a chicken rotisserie while he sleeps.

18. I will not stuff the feeding tube with yogurt.

19. I will not paint the Cryochamber walls lavender.

20. I will not play 'dress-up' with the Divine Shadow's robes .

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21.  I will not make ponytails out of Kai's bun.

22.  I will not change out Stan's hat for a fedora.



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23. I will not adorn Kai's assassin suit with  bugle beads

24.  I will not paint smilie faces on the lexx view screen with my nail polish



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25.  I will not play football with the Divine Predecessors' brains.



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I shall not put mothballs in the Moths.
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I shall not sneak up on XEV while she is asleep and pour chocalate on her tummy and... and... and...
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I shall not spray paint graffitti on Kai's cryochamber.
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I shall not lay clear oil slick patches near the walkway edges.

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I shall not give 790 mechanical arms.
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Last edited on Tue Nov 14th, 2006 12:48 am by XS4Xevr

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I will not turn my back on Stan.

 

Hiya ya'll....nice to see you in the light zone at last.....

That dark corner was just too depressing.

 

I am well....spending entirely too much time playing chromehounds (but I'm #13 in the world right now).  Will try not to be such a stranger in the future...I miss you guys (and gals).:c030a: 



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Hey Mok, nice to see ya!

32.  I will not spray pesticide on a man eating plant.



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33. I will not play hide and seek with Vlad on the Lexx!



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