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Angel
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From Gondola -

Kai, "Do you want me?"

Xev, "Yes."

Kai, "Then I am yours."

And then what ensues is oo la la.  :bounce_pinka:

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From Lyekka:

Stan: “Go ahead Lexx. Tell him about yourself.”
Lexx: “I am the Lexx.”

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Zev "What kind of Robot Head are You?"

790: "The kind that wants to live in your underpants"..

 

Best line ever...

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790: (to Stan, about the Lexx) "He is stupid.  And you are the captain of the stupid."

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Kai: That´s my baby!!!!!!!!!

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Kai, "The dead do not act."

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Xev: And after what we've just been through, I know exactly what I'm looking for in a man

Stan: Oh yeah?

Xev: Yes. He needs to be tall ...

Stan: Yeah

Xev: Handsome ...

Stan: Yeah

Xev: And - dead
 

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Kai - "The dead do not poo!"

 

Priceless I tell ya priceless 

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Stan, "Who's your captain, Lexx?"

Lexx, "Stan, Stan and only Stan."

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Kai.

"I have not been aroused for 6000 years."


 

poor dead thing..no wonder his rods were smoking..

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Woz: Breathe in for the sisters, breathe out for the brothers.

Don't ask me why, I just really like when he said that! :P

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The Dead do not think about Acting....

 

:smileyrope:

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790, "No way, stay off my perch Bitch!"

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Xev: Wait until you see the trauma I'm packing. :smoke:

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First lady Bunny: "OK, first you blow out the candle, then I blow out your candle, then I'll give you your present."

* * * * *

Prince: "A moth, it doth go boom."

* * * * *

Prince: "I'm very good with butterflies!"

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790: "If I o­nly had a body, I'd get to be Xev's hunky man.  If I o­nly had a body,
I'd get to pummel Stan."

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Stan: 'Wow, it sure is hot here...."

Kai: "That would be why the planet is called Fire'.....

Such a deadpan line, yum.

 

:Stanshand:

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Who would you like me to lick?  ooh..

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One of Stan's *dates* in Viva Lexx Vegas, "Like Duh."

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LiveActorKai in Fluffdaddy:   "Ah...the fans.......I despise them..."  
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Kai,"Drago, I have killed mothers with their babies, I have killed proud young warriors and revolutionaries.   I have killed the pedantic,  the pseudo-intellectual and  on one occasion a very self-important philosopher poet."

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Kai in the Rock, "I don't have a liver."

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Kai - The dead do not please and squeeze..

 

I was depressed for weeks after this one..:c030a:

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"Sir, who threw you off the edge?"

Kai, "My friends."

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can someone check this for me?

thanks.

from eating patterns:

 

Wist: "Do you want to kiss me?"

Kai: "As much as I want to kiss anyone."

irini

 

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790 from Xevivor, "Just protecting my interests Bitch!"

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Kai, "I do not think the way you think I think."

 

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I don't really mean to disagree with you, Foofoo,:argumenticon: but wasn't the line: 'The Dead do not think about acting!''?

:wink3:

I can't put my hands on my collection right now, but I'm pretty certain there was an unexpressed expectoration there between about and acting, too.  (hock-patooey!)

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Stan, "I don't want to the a queen, I'm happy being the red fool."

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Midsummer Nightmare: Stan: "Stanley H. Tweedle goes in the front door or he doesn't go to the party"..

Season 4 Blooper reel: Stan: "Stanely H. Tweedle goes in the BACK door or he doesn't go to the party"..  Director: "You might want to change that to FRONT door"..

*laughter from everyone on set*
:stanfacial:
 

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Stan, "Never leave the Lexx.  Never leave the Lexx, Never!"

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You're not pretty but you're my kind of not pretty...791?  Classic Lexx if there ever was.....

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I will swallow every drop of your juice.” 

 

*sigh* Vlad to Kai...and boy was I green with envy!

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Ketana wrote: I will swallow every drop of your juice.” 

 

*sigh* Vlad to Kai...and boy was I green with envy!


It might have tasted good if it was pineapple juice. :c030a::D

"Space slut!" 790 to Xev.

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It’s a bad planet Stanley. It’s a splendidly bad planet.

 

Prince to Stanley in Texx Lexx..

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I don’t care what it takes or who I have to kill to do it.  I’m bringin’ that big haired freak in.” 

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Kanana "Enox, you are a pig!"


Tad,  "Yeah, a giga-pig."

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Kai in Xevivor, "The dead do not normally suck blood."

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Every time I go to sleep I dream of being wet and naked in bed with a strong and well-equipped man."

 

Xev in P4X

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I am now the proud owner of the biggest weapon of them all.  It’s stuffed with explosives and it’s about to explode with love!  And it has Kai stamped o­n the side

 

769..

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Stan in Gigashadow, "Going back to the Cluster is completely crazy. If His Divine Shadow's forces didn't kill us, somebody would! It's not on, Zev. Besides, and I'm sorry to keep saying this, Kai is meat in a freezer!"

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Stan, "I'm improving my mood by blowing this stupid planet to smithereens."

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“I do not think that the dead should intrude o­n the affairs of the living .”

Kai - Haley's Comet

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Pa in White Trash, "What's he, frozen supper meat?"

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"I want you to put out my fire Kai."

Bunny to Kai in GameTown.

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790 in End of the Universe,  "If I only had an arm, I'd be more than just a head If I only had an arm, I would strangle Tweedle dead!"

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“All night by the Kai, Kai,
All night by his corpse I did moan.
I dream he was tweaking my circuits
While I was tasting his bone.”


790 for Kai in The Battle

oh that 790 always the romantic...

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I know this line is well known but I've always liked it.

Kai: "In the light universe I was darkness, perhaps in the dark universe, I shall be light."

It just goes so much with the prophecy and the general theme of Lexx.

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"I'm a graduate of the 'wife-bank'. I know exactly what I'm going to do. I'm going to start with simple teasing, then move o­n to basic squeezing, and end up in advanced pleasing."

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S3, Stan: "Boy  it sure is hot here.."

Kai: "That would be in part why they call this planet 'Fire'"...

such great sarcasm...:)

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790: I'd die a hundred deaths!
Stan: One will do.

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A couple of lines that have been kicking around in my head lately.

 

STAN: You really do like me, don't you Lyekka? I mean, as a person, not as a - something to eat?

(From Garden)

STAN: This could be your chance. This could be your one chance to show him that sure he can, he can take your finest, rarest meats, and he can take your - your other things, but he cannot take your freedom!

PEASANT: To the castle! Dead thing pie! Dead thing pie!

(From Walpurgis Night)

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Varrtan wrote: "Love leaks puke juice" - Laleen in Wake the dead


that's one of my favorites too...along with the ever classic...

"The Dead do not Poo"

and....

"Free yourselves from the tyranny of this false religion"

 

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Kai from Walpurgis Night, "It was a penetrating experience."

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I don't know if anyone has mentioned this one yet or not...

Fluffdaddy:

Xev: "Tell me, what do you think about his...your...acting?"

Kai: " The Dead do not think...about acting"..
:easteregg1:
 

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I killed mothers with their babies. I've killed great philosophers, proud young warriors, and revolutionaries. I've killed the evil, the good, the intelligent, the weak, and the beautiful. I have done this in the service of His Divine Shadow and his predecessors, and I have never once shown any mercy.

i love that quote i love that episode too

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"The Dead do not Poo"- Kai

"Yes! Yes! Put on a Show for Giggerota the Wicked! Put on a Show, Hahahahaha!"- Giggerota

"The Dead cannot be Seduced"- Kai

"Mmhmm, fresh meat tastes better than frozen! You! You're a waste of skin! But you..... Girlfriend, Giggerota will eat first!"- Giggerota

"I'm very good with pain."- Prince

"The thing is.... she's smooth, right round the bend"- Stanley Tweedle

"I know exactly what I'm looking for in a man. He needs to be tall.... handsome.... and Dead!"- Xev Bellringer

"My name is Varrtan. My body speaks for itself. My sexual thirst can never be quenched. Love is a fire - and I am the fireman!"- Vaartan

"You know, in every society there are certain individuals who are different from normal - they could be colour blind, for instance, or have an enhanced sense of smell. Or they could get pleasure from the suffering of others. Certain tasks that others find unpleasant might have the opposite effect on them, and it could even help them in the advancement of their career. Death excites me, Stanley. It makes me feel a special tingle - know what I mean?"- Jihana

"You have no idea what a horrible influence that guy was on me. He.... he owned me. He controlled me. He forced me to commit terrible crimes! But thanks to you dear, special, and wonderful people, I am delivered from that unspeakable fiend. And now, I can devote myself to the charitable work that I've always aspired to. Oh - thank you, thank you. Thank you!"- Schlemmi

Mantrid: I destroyed a universe! I destroyed a universe! I destroyed a universe! I destroyed a universe! I destroyed a universe! I destroyed a universe! I destroyed a universe! I destroyed a universe!
Xev: And we destroyed you! *stomps on Mantrid*

"Well, I wonder if the Dark Zone is ready for us?"- Xev

"Then there's the question of quantity versus quality. I prefer a taste of something wonderful over a whole feast of something that's just ordinary"- Root

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Ahhh, [sigh] my absolute favorite (brings out the philosopher/romantic side of me) is when Kai says at the end of Episode 1, Season 1:
"In the Light Universe, I have been darkness. Perhaps, in the Dark Zone, I can be light."

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Stan, "May his merciful shadow fall upon... me preferably."

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I have killed mothers with their babies. I have killed great philosophers, proud young warriors, and revolutionaries. I have killed the evil, the good, the intelligent, the weak, and the beautiful. I have done this in the service of His Divine Shadow and his predecessors, and apparently the FUN NEVER STOPS!

Who's first?

-Kai

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Oh, sweet. Well I'll just have to take turns. I'll take a little piece from each. And then a little bit more, and then a bit little more. And MMMOORE!

- Kai


Both quotes are just great. Followed by:

(He ran out of protoblood)

Good timing, Kai - Stanley

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Hm - another one - Kai-style:

I - I have killed mothers with their babies. I have killed great philosophers and proud young warriors. I have killed the evil and the good, the intelligent, the weak, and the beautiful. But it's been a while since I slaughtered a whole room of full of petty bureaucrats.

Vaiyo A-O
A Home Va Ya Ray
Vaiyo a-Rah
Jerhume Brunnen G

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LOL but you've been having quite a lot of fun in this thread..great to read!! carry on!

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This quote by Stan is the epitome of the Stunner -

"Hey buddy! Your machine must be busted or something, because I ain't fertile, I ain't female! No I'm Stanley Tweedle, all man!"

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Duke speaking to Fifi in Gondola -

Death's not such a bad thing, for me anyway. But then, I'm me, and you are you, and only you can suffer your fate. And for you, death will be bad.

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Varrtan wrote: "There is no right place for the dead to live."

A person in a programming group on Usenet had this in their signature, attributed to Kai. I don't remember it. Maybe it's from prime ridge?
Nope, from The Garden.

Do you know about Wikiquote? I've, erm, adopted the Lexx page there; cleaning it up, adding quotes etc. See http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Lexx (currently, only season 3 is up to par - the rest will follow).

One of my favouries (ouch - having to chose is painful):

Stan: Yeah I know, I know. The dead do not feel stress.
Kai: Right. But the dead do go out of alignment.

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I'll have to check out your wikiquotes page. Sounds like fun. Welcome to the board.

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I thought of including all of 790's poetry, but most of it is erm, not really that good. I'll certainly list all 'the dead don't's.

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"Love Muff Muffin" - 790 to Zev

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"I’ve killed mothers with their babies! I've killed great philosophers, proud young warriors and revolutionaries. I have killed the good, the evil, the weak and the beee-autiful. I have done this in the service of His Divine Shadow and his Predecessors - and apparently, the fun never stops!" - Kai (Wake the Dead)

I swear this was the best DVD investment I've ever made.

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Hi 790 and Mothbreeder, welcome to Lexxverse. I really like that quote from wake the dead, it's just one of those "oh shit" moments when you hear it.

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Karin Spaink wrote: I thought of including all of 790's poetry, but most of it is erm, not really that good. I'll certainly list all 'the dead don't's.

no need Karin it's been done already..

 
The dead do not have likes (1.3 Eating Pattern)

The dead don't eat (2.7 Love Grows, Stan)

Being dead means not having an opinion (2.9 791)

The dead are unpredictable (2.11 Nook, Stan)

The dead cannot get high (2.14 Patches in the Sky)

The dead cannot be killed (3.2 May)

The dead cannot be seduced (3.4 Boomtown)

The dead do not get frustrated. The dead do not have wants. The dead are simply dead (3.4 Boomtown)

The dead don't feel pain (3.6 K Town, Stan)

The dead do not feel stress (3.6 K Town, Stan)

But the dead do go out of alignment (3.6 K Town)

The dead do not feel pain (3.7 Tunnels)

The dead do not poo (3.8 The Key)

The dead are unpredictable (3.8 The Key, Stan)

The dead do not hope (3.10 Battle)

The dead don't love (3.12 The Beach, Xev)

The dead stay dead (3.13 Heaven and Hell, 790)

The dead do not have preferences (4.1 Little Blue Planet)

The dead do not make suggestions... normally (4.1 Little Blue Planet)

The dead clearly do not keep their promises (4.3 P4X, Longbore)

The dead are weird (4.3 P4X)

The dead do not have problems (4.5 Xevivor)

The dead do not normally suck blood (4.5 Xevivor)

The dead are easily fooled (4.6 The Rock)

The dead do not have fun (4.7 Walpurgis Night)

The dead do not dream (4.8 Vlad)

The dead don't care where we go! (4.9 Fluff Daddy, Stan)

The dead don't care where you go (4.9 Fluff Daddy)

The dead do not care about acting (4.9 Fluff Daddy)

The dead do not respond to context (4.10 Magic Baby)

The dead are rarely positive about things (4.10 Magic Baby)

The dead do not rejoice (4.11 A Midsummer's Nightmare)

The dead do not enjoy dancing (4.11 A Midsummer's Nightmare, Xev)

The dead do not act (4.11 A Midsummer's Nightmare)

The dead do not squeeze and please (4.12 Bad Carrot)

The dead cannot be pleased (4.13 769)

The dead do not feel disgust (4.13 769)

The dead do not shoo-bop-a-loo-la (4.14 Prime Ridge)

The dead do not fear needles (4.15 Mort)

The dead are messed up (4.15 Mort)

I thought the dead didn't have wants (4.18 The Game, Stan)

The dead want to be dead (4.18 The Game)

The dead should not intrude in the affairs of the living (4.19 Haley's Comet)

The dead do not care about tasty things (4.20 ApocaLexx Now, Xev)

The dead should not meddle in the affairs of the living (4.20 ApocaLexx Now)

The dead don't feel (4.24 Yo Way Yo, Stan)


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The dead do not "squeeze and please"

Favorite Kai quote!

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Snow_Nine wrote: The dead do not "squeeze and please"

Favorite Kai quote!

love love love that one..my all time fave Kai quote indeed!!

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I like any lines where Kai gets to be sarcastic...

Stan: Wow, this planet is HOT..

Kai: That would be in part why they call it 'Fire'....

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When you're dead you don't care
(1.3 Eating Pattern, Zev; after being questioned about burying Kai on a garbage planet)

The dead do not *think* about acting
(4.9 Fluff daddy, after Xev asks dead-Kai what he thinks of thesbian-Kai's art)

Dead people dig guns
(4.14 Prime Ridge, low on protoblood during the shootout )

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"why am I doing all the pumping and you are doing all the standing around"

stan to kai in "gondola"

very very funny moment

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geeteeage wrote: "why am I doing all the pumping and you are doing all the standing around"

stan to kai in "gondola"

very very funny moment
I love that scene but it really begs for the entire exchange(By the way it was in Battle):

Stanley: Why is it I do all the pumping and you do all the standing around?
(Kai catches an arrow about to hit Stanley)
Kai: I will pump if you request, but then I will not be able to stop darts.
Stanley Well... that's okay I like the pumping.

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Stan, "You're a nozzle!"

Nozzle, "So are you."

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Lexx: "We are in a biiiig space."

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"Lexx, what was that?"

"I don't know, Stanley, but a small thing is there now that was not there before. May I consume it?"

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JediPug1 wrote: "I do not think... the way you think I think."  ~ Kai 

One of my favorites.

Last edited on Wed Dec 22nd, 2010 12:29 am by Kaden

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"Likewise Xev" Kai in Boomtown

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Zev, "We want to go to Brunnis."

Kai, "The planet of my ancestors? Why?"

Zev, "Maybe on Brunnis we can find a way for you to live on, out of cryostasis."

Kai, "Why?"

 

I love how he seems genuinely perplexed by this.

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Stan, "Who's Poet Man?"

Kai, "A poet, perhaps."

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HDS: "Then kill yourself!"
Kai: "I'm already dead."

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Abby1964 wrote: HDS: "Then kill yourself!"
Kai: "I'm already dead."

That one was my very next choice!!!  :2567:  :c030a:

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Kaden wrote:
Abby1964 wrote: HDS: "Then kill yourself!"
Kai: "I'm already dead."

That one was my very next choice!!!  :2567:  :c030a:


That one is almost a visual gag. Kai's little shrug and deadpan expression make the quote.

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Xev, "Kai, you're dancing!"

Kai, "I'm aware of that. I seem to enjoy it."

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"It's been a while since I slaughtered a whole room full of petty bureaucrats!" Kai

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Bog, "I am the King of this bubbly planet, welcome home."

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Divine Predecessors: "Stanley Tweedle, defiled by fate, a martyr for his generation. Sweaty probes were forced into him, such pain, such humiliation! But now he's the captain of the Lexx on an intergalactic tour. Still he dreams at night of the time of his life, in the playpen of Feppo and Smoor!"

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This one made me think of Bunny.

http://lolsnaps.com/?media_id=664&cat_type=all&order_type=latest&pagenum=1

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Zev, "I volunteer for the protein bank!"

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Xev, "Well that's some comfort."

Kai, "Stan... isn't."

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Dr. Funz, "It seems clear that you will be able to re-materialize unless we break you down into subatomic particles. Our satellite's drive is powered by a plasma beam from the ion furnace. I'm going to redirect that beam right into your face. What do you think of my plan, dead man?"

Kai, "Fire away."

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Thodin: "Today, I Thodin...."
*Keels over dead*

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790, "Poor, beautiful Zev. Something terrible has happened, I calculate it!"

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Poet Man, "I like a little bruising. It adds a certain... hue."

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Stan, "Bad touch!"

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Moth Breeder "Must Build bigger, harder.. moths"

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Divine Predecessors, "Giggerota... Giggerota... Giggerota..."

Giggerota, "What's that?"

790, "Nothing. Just the wind."

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Xev - "Kai, what are you doing?"

Kai - "Decomposing."

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Kaden wrote: Stan, "You're a nozzle!"

Nozzle, "So are you."

Incidentally, 'nozzle' has become my new favorite thing to call people when they vex me. They seem very confused by this, which just amuses me to no end. :bounce_pinka:

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Kai, "When you wake the dead, fatso, form dictates you join 'em!"

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Xev, "I like my men tall, handsome and dead."

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Kai to Stan in reference to taking a crap after 6000 years
"Dry"

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The dead do not poo.

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Dragonflygurl wrote:
The dead do not poo.

I guess that's why it's 'Dry'!
Now I'm wondering if the dead fart dust?

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The Lexx: "Distress, distress.. I am being penetrated..."

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Abby1964 wrote:"Distress, distress.. I am being penetrated..."

 ... the married woman's mantra :blowup:

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darthomatic wrote:
Abby1964 wrote:"Distress, distress.. I am being penetrated..."

 ... the married woman's mantra :blowup:
:bouncebig:

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which reminds me, I'm yay verily into "the tudors" at the present minute and this particular quote brought to mind all those unhappy henry wives (which was, let's face it, prolly all of 'em). dragged into the privy chamber night after night by some groom for his fat stinky majesty's pleasure. poor overdressed loveys :D

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Lyekka, "I'm glad you're so eager for me to eat you."

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Procurer: "You have been procured."

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Xev, "I can smell your brain, Stanley."

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smelly brain :c030a:

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Kai, "Hello, gorgeous. Going... my way?" *chuckles evilly*

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Stan: "Hello Tooth Fairy!"

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Lexx, "Do you think I'm... attractive?"

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Bunny: "where is it?" (The carrot)
Kai: "Here." Pointing at his rear end.

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Stan, "Well... actually, Lexx just blew it up. Sorry."

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Stan:

"May his merciful shadow fall upon me preferably."

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HDS Rook, "Hello. And goodbye." 

*cleaves 790 Rook*

Last edited on Wed Jan 26th, 2011 01:04 am by Kaden

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Stan: "Eaten alive! What a way to go, ha ha! Poor bastards! Yum yum!"

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Kai: I will have to make a choice
790: Choose Me!! Choose the robot head!!
Kai: I will not make That choice.

hehe... love it

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Stan, "Listen Kai, you get rid of Prince right now, or we are on our way out of this solar system forever and we will leave you behind."

790, "Out of the question!"

Stan, "We can leave you behind too, 790, no problem."

790, "Oh. Well, that's alright then."

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Abby1964 wrote: Stan: "Eaten alive! What a way to go, ha ha! Poor bastards! Yum yum!"

I love that one :D

reminds me of gettin' high .... sigh ....

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darthomatic wrote:
Abby1964 wrote: Stan: "Eaten alive! What a way to go, ha ha! Poor bastards! Yum yum!"

I love that one :D

reminds me of gettin' high .... sigh ....


Lyekka Muchies!:2567:

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trip is one of my favourite eps

:bounce_pinka:

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darthomatic wrote:
trip is one of my favourite eps

:bounce_pinka:


Advanced civilization able to grow space ships from bugs and they haven't discovered the secrets of Pepto Bismol or Alka Selter!

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790, "Guilty as charged. Guilty of the greatest crime ever committed. Guilty of interfering with perfect robot love! Guilty. Guilty! Guilty!!! *laughs maniacally*

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Gigarota- "Metal head!"
790- "Leather ass!"

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Stan, "Kai, would you have killed Jihana if I'd said so?

Kai, "I asked you if you wanted me to be the enforcer of justice. If you had said yes, I would have killed the Grand Prosecutor and then... I would have killed you, Stanley. But in both cases it would have been quick and painless."

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KAI: O, O, Oberon, happy are we few
Dark men whose days shall end, singing praise to you!
STAN: Kai! Kai, look - we gotta get you outta here
KAI: I appreciate the gesture, Stanley, but it is not necessary
STAN: What, you want to be a tree?!
KAI: I do not want to be a tree - I am a tree

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Mana: 
I love that bit in Midsummer Nightmare where they all end up singing. I put together the whole bit by combining the dialog with Xev and Kai, etc, and them all singing and added it to the last Lexx page at the mm.com site, here's the link so you can listen to the entire thing.

http://www.michael-mcmanus.com/lexx3.htm

I especially like the part where Xev is whining at Kai about leaving...

"Kaaaaiiiii..."

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Now I can't even think about "Row Row Row Your Boat" without thinking about A Midsummer's Nightmare. But I think I like the Lexx version of the song better. :)

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This scene was the saddest moment in all the series for me.

Xev: The Lexx is so slow now, how long is this going to take?
Lexx: I.. am.. sorry.... but i.. am.. doing... my..... best.
Xev: The lexx answered me
Stanley: Lexx, who is your captain?
Lexx: You are my captain.. Stan
Stanley: Thats right, why did you answer Xev?
Lexx: Oh... I am... Sorry... I got mixed up.... I thought... she.. was my captain. I am..... very... very...... tired.
Stanley: Lexx, can you make it back to earth?
Lexx: I think i ... can... captain Stan.
Kai: We are been assisted by the suns gravity, it will not take long now
Stanley: Ohhh Lyekka lyekka lyekka
Xev: Can the lexxs weapon blow it up without destroying the planet?
Stanley: Well we will soon find out, wont we?
790: What we will soon find out, is if lexxs weapon still works at all.
Stanley: Lexx, i command you....
Lexx: Stan
Stanley: Yes lexx?
Lexx: I like to blow up planets, and you like to blow them up too, you are my favourite captain
Stanley: Thats good lexx, do you see.. that big alien asteroid thing that is attached to the earth?
Lexx: Yes i do Stan... And stan...
Stanley: Yes Lexx
Lexx: I'm going to miss you
Stanley: I'm....... I'm going to miss you too Lexx

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KAI: Any atmosphere?
790: A very thin one. Xev would require a pressure suit. Stanley would not
STAN: Why not?
790: Because a pressure suit would allow you to continue to breathing, which is a bad idea. A pressure suit would prevent the gas dissolved in your blood from exploding in the thin atmosphere - something I've been looking very forward to. A pressure suit -

From 791. I laughed my butt off!

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Kai: The wheel it turns, it comes around. It makes an ancient rumbling sound

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Kai, "If Prince should ever fulfil his promise to make me once again truly alive, I can envision that the thought of making love with you, Xev, might actually become appealing."

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All from the "Garden:"

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790 (yaaawwning): I want to go to bed too, Kai.
Kai: You do not sleep, 790.
790: Who said anything about sleeping?

This was priceless for a robothead.
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Xev: Kai, what do you think we should do?
Kai: I think you should make a choice that brings you happiness.
Stan (very sarcastically): Well, that's really helpful, Kai. Thanks a lot, pal.
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Xev (to Kai): What are you doing?
Kai: Decomposing.
Xev: Why are you buried in the dirt?
Kai: It is the natural way of all the dead things.

This has become classics already...
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Stan: Kai, how is your decomposition going?
Kai: Oh, the process of decomposition is a very long one...

Julie
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"Battle:"

Xev (to Priest): Don't you have a mind of your own?
Priest: Mmmm... No.
Prince: Am I beautiful?
Priest: The most beautiful.
Prince: Witty?
Priest: The sharpest.
Prince: Do you love me?
Priest: Completely.
Prince: Would you die for me?
Priest: In an instant.
Xev: I think I'm going to be SICK!

It reminds me very much of the song "Disco" by Ottowan:
She is D disasters
She is I impossible
She is S super special
She is C crazy, crazy
She is O oh, oh, oh
etc only in the form of a dialogue between an admirer and his object of admiration :cool:

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"Girltown"
790:
I wish that I were not alive,
I wish that I were dead.
Maybe then the man in black
Would take the head to bed.

790, if you were dead, you would not be able to appreciate the moment if it were to come (highly unlikely, though.)

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Kai (to the stunned slaves that were freed by him): Now may be a good moment to take advantage of an element of surprise.

Last edited on Fri Mar 25th, 2011 11:35 am by Julie

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Kai in Norb-"However I will accept suggestions from others.....sometimes."

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790: What about our love?
Kai: Our love only exists in your head, not mine.

the most painful sentence any guy can say to a "gal".

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Lexxious wrote: 790: What about our love?
Kai: Our love only exists in your head, not mine.

the most painful sentence any guy can say to a "gal".

Or a stalker, hehe.

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Xev: I want to do it.
KAI
Do what?
XEV: "It". I want to do "it" with you.
KAI
I suspect you mean sex.
Xev: Exactly.
KAI
My sex organ has not functioned for over two thousand years.
XEV My sex organ has NEVER functioned, so we both have a lot of catching up to do!
KAI
Xev, you are clearly desirable and beautiful, but to me, sex is just an intellectual concept.
XEV
I don't care if you're dead! I don't care if you can only appreciate this in your mind! I have a hyperactive libido and I need it NOW! I can't do this alone!
KAI
I can't do it at all.
Xev I hate you.
XEV I HATE YOU!

Would you have been so mad if you were in her shoes? I mean poor Xev she is already a woman madly in love. On top of that the man of her dreams is dead can not meet her needs in anyway. Then you add the whole love slave crazy sexdrive of hers. If I was Xev I would have done what Bunny did on the Gametwon episode (which was freaking brilliant!) have him give me a hand in the shower lol koodos for Bunny. I wouldn't cave in after he would keep telling me the dead do not cuddle I'd do it anyway :3 Since he follows orders I'd tell him to give me a hug everytime I made it Back to the LEXX alive. Also to give me a goodnight kiss on my forehead before he goes in his cryochamber. I'd hold his hand no matter how ridicules I'd look. I'd find away for him to always be singing just to be able to hear the sound of his magnificent voice. His hair.....lol I'd tell him to let it down from that ridicules bun/hive for casual Fridays. I'd always tell him i have enough love for the both of us till they day he come to live. He would show he is reacting in his own undead way. He did a bit with Zev he seemed lost when she died. I mean he could have left her liquid ashes and told stand let's go back to the LEXX. But he got a bowl and put her remains inside it with out been told what to do. He would have eventually come around in the supernova episode. When he asked Zev to join him in the one of a life time experience and put his arm around her as trying to comfort her. If I kept been like your not dead it can happen. Before you know it you will love me as much as I love you. He would some how when I list expected reach out and hold my hand :emot147: with out been told it shock me lol. If I do not pass out and ruin the moment of awesome....that could be bad then he might not ever do  it again if that happened:new_shocked: Then I would die. But if I do not freak out with extreme excitement I'd turn bright red and enjoy it I'd look at him and smile. Get closer to his side and maybe he might even kiss me or my forehead :yeahbaby:that would be the start of a wonderful romance:s010a:

Last edited on Tue Oct 11th, 2011 05:24 pm by LastBrunnenGstanding

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Exactely!!! I had the same thought! Everyone else gets closer to him by just order it or taking it (like the girl on earth giving in to her feelings thus Kai was just watching the film). Bunny proved that he IS able to share at least some erotic moments. Xev never got that far... sometimes I think with the "exchange" of blue-haired Zev to Xev this longing and erotic tension had broken down a bit. Zev always was interested an longing only for him and she was thinking about how she could really get through to him... Xev (in my opinion) did not make real efforts.
Like stated in your quote above, she ends up in saying she hates him... I think blue-one would have kissed him and would have tried to prove him wrong at this point. Man, he has two "healthy" hands and a delicious mouth... do I have to tell more??? *don't blame me for that thought*

It is a pitty that only some other "girls" were smart enough to get at least "close to the edge" with him... really disappointing...

Last edited on Tue Oct 11th, 2011 07:37 am by Warpax

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I agree Zev and kai's relationship was more heated. He would do his normal Kai the dead do not things. Then she would look at him and be a space invader and say something awesome that would stund him. Lol, he gave in to her a bit more easly and seemed to have more of a soft spot with her.

If they didn't kill her,and let her stay a bit longer he would have enjoyed her company. So much he would have stopped giving her so much lip about things and maybe expressed "feeling" or actions better.

I agree with you Xev never really put any affort on getting him. Every other chick he meet did just like Zev had aggresive attacks!!! I really liked this bit of convirsation how it went down.

Zev: We are going to bring you life, I promise.
Kai: And if not, the rest of my protoblood will be spend it with you.
Zev: Kai...
Kai: It's what I want.

He never really gave his word like that to Xev or showed the same want like he had with Zev. He did have some short lived erotic moments.

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Lexx: 790 said the words "Tell him he can stop them by placing them around his body and commanding them to slash him into thousands of little pieces, but in the slowest and most painful way possible"

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790 'I want to suck on his hair' 'No jump on hid bun?' I thinks it's how they go lol.

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Slut germs!

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