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 Posted: Wed Jan 12th, 2011 05:28 am

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Xev - "Kai, what are you doing?"

Kai - "Decomposing."



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Kaden wrote: Stan, "You're a nozzle!"

Nozzle, "So are you."

Incidentally, 'nozzle' has become my new favorite thing to call people when they vex me. They seem very confused by this, which just amuses me to no end. :bounce_pinka:



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Kai, "When you wake the dead, fatso, form dictates you join 'em!"



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 Posted: Thu Jan 13th, 2011 01:58 pm

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Xev, "I like my men tall, handsome and dead."



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Kai to Stan in reference to taking a crap after 6000 years
"Dry"



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 Posted: Thu Jan 13th, 2011 07:05 pm

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The dead do not poo.

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 Posted: Thu Jan 13th, 2011 07:36 pm

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Dragonflygurl wrote:
The dead do not poo.

I guess that's why it's 'Dry'!
Now I'm wondering if the dead fart dust?



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 Posted: Thu Jan 13th, 2011 08:22 pm

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The Lexx: "Distress, distress.. I am being penetrated..."



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Abby1964 wrote:"Distress, distress.. I am being penetrated..."

 ... the married woman's mantra :blowup:

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darthomatic wrote:
Abby1964 wrote:"Distress, distress.. I am being penetrated..."

 ... the married woman's mantra :blowup:
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 Posted: Sat Jan 15th, 2011 09:19 pm

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which reminds me, I'm yay verily into "the tudors" at the present minute and this particular quote brought to mind all those unhappy henry wives (which was, let's face it, prolly all of 'em). dragged into the privy chamber night after night by some groom for his fat stinky majesty's pleasure. poor overdressed loveys :D

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Lyekka, "I'm glad you're so eager for me to eat you."



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Procurer: "You have been procured."



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 Posted: Mon Jan 17th, 2011 06:23 am

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Xev, "I can smell your brain, Stanley."



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 Posted: Mon Jan 17th, 2011 10:08 pm

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smelly brain :c030a:


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