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Karin Spaink
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 Posted: Fri Jul 18th, 2008 08:16 am

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Varrtan wrote: "There is no right place for the dead to live."

A person in a programming group on Usenet had this in their signature, attributed to Kai. I don't remember it. Maybe it's from prime ridge?
Nope, from The Garden.

Do you know about Wikiquote? I've, erm, adopted the Lexx page there; cleaning it up, adding quotes etc. See http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Lexx (currently, only season 3 is up to par - the rest will follow).

One of my favouries (ouch - having to chose is painful):

Stan: Yeah I know, I know. The dead do not feel stress.
Kai: Right. But the dead do go out of alignment.



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I'll have to check out your wikiquotes page. Sounds like fun. Welcome to the board.



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 Posted: Sun Jul 20th, 2008 01:09 pm

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I thought of including all of 790's poetry, but most of it is erm, not really that good. I'll certainly list all 'the dead don't's.



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"Love Muff Muffin" - 790 to Zev

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"I’ve killed mothers with their babies! I've killed great philosophers, proud young warriors and revolutionaries. I have killed the good, the evil, the weak and the beee-autiful. I have done this in the service of His Divine Shadow and his Predecessors - and apparently, the fun never stops!" - Kai (Wake the Dead)

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 Posted: Mon Aug 4th, 2008 04:11 pm

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Hi 790 and Mothbreeder, welcome to Lexxverse. I really like that quote from wake the dead, it's just one of those "oh shit" moments when you hear it.



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 Posted: Thu Aug 21st, 2008 06:13 pm

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Karin Spaink wrote: I thought of including all of 790's poetry, but most of it is erm, not really that good. I'll certainly list all 'the dead don't's.

no need Karin it's been done already..

 
The dead do not have likes (1.3 Eating Pattern)

The dead don't eat (2.7 Love Grows, Stan)

Being dead means not having an opinion (2.9 791)

The dead are unpredictable (2.11 Nook, Stan)

The dead cannot get high (2.14 Patches in the Sky)

The dead cannot be killed (3.2 May)

The dead cannot be seduced (3.4 Boomtown)

The dead do not get frustrated. The dead do not have wants. The dead are simply dead (3.4 Boomtown)

The dead don't feel pain (3.6 K Town, Stan)

The dead do not feel stress (3.6 K Town, Stan)

But the dead do go out of alignment (3.6 K Town)

The dead do not feel pain (3.7 Tunnels)

The dead do not poo (3.8 The Key)

The dead are unpredictable (3.8 The Key, Stan)

The dead do not hope (3.10 Battle)

The dead don't love (3.12 The Beach, Xev)

The dead stay dead (3.13 Heaven and Hell, 790)

The dead do not have preferences (4.1 Little Blue Planet)

The dead do not make suggestions... normally (4.1 Little Blue Planet)

The dead clearly do not keep their promises (4.3 P4X, Longbore)

The dead are weird (4.3 P4X)

The dead do not have problems (4.5 Xevivor)

The dead do not normally suck blood (4.5 Xevivor)

The dead are easily fooled (4.6 The Rock)

The dead do not have fun (4.7 Walpurgis Night)

The dead do not dream (4.8 Vlad)

The dead don't care where we go! (4.9 Fluff Daddy, Stan)

The dead don't care where you go (4.9 Fluff Daddy)

The dead do not care about acting (4.9 Fluff Daddy)

The dead do not respond to context (4.10 Magic Baby)

The dead are rarely positive about things (4.10 Magic Baby)

The dead do not rejoice (4.11 A Midsummer's Nightmare)

The dead do not enjoy dancing (4.11 A Midsummer's Nightmare, Xev)

The dead do not act (4.11 A Midsummer's Nightmare)

The dead do not squeeze and please (4.12 Bad Carrot)

The dead cannot be pleased (4.13 769)

The dead do not feel disgust (4.13 769)

The dead do not shoo-bop-a-loo-la (4.14 Prime Ridge)

The dead do not fear needles (4.15 Mort)

The dead are messed up (4.15 Mort)

I thought the dead didn't have wants (4.18 The Game, Stan)

The dead want to be dead (4.18 The Game)

The dead should not intrude in the affairs of the living (4.19 Haley's Comet)

The dead do not care about tasty things (4.20 ApocaLexx Now, Xev)

The dead should not meddle in the affairs of the living (4.20 ApocaLexx Now)

The dead don't feel (4.24 Yo Way Yo, Stan)




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Mind Squish until we return. And if we do not, kill it before it gets big enough to eat you.



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 Posted: Tue Sep 30th, 2008 04:11 am

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The dead do not "squeeze and please"

Favorite Kai quote!



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"Who would you like me to kill?" fave quote ever, he's so sexy when he says it



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Snow_Nine wrote: The dead do not "squeeze and please"

Favorite Kai quote!

love love love that one..my all time fave Kai quote indeed!!



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I like any lines where Kai gets to be sarcastic...

Stan: Wow, this planet is HOT..

Kai: That would be in part why they call it 'Fire'....



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When you're dead you don't care
(1.3 Eating Pattern, Zev; after being questioned about burying Kai on a garbage planet)

The dead do not *think* about acting
(4.9 Fluff daddy, after Xev asks dead-Kai what he thinks of thesbian-Kai's art)

Dead people dig guns
(4.14 Prime Ridge, low on protoblood during the shootout )

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"why am I doing all the pumping and you are doing all the standing around"

stan to kai in "gondola"

very very funny moment



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geeteeage wrote: "why am I doing all the pumping and you are doing all the standing around"

stan to kai in "gondola"

very very funny moment
I love that scene but it really begs for the entire exchange(By the way it was in Battle):

Stanley: Why is it I do all the pumping and you do all the standing around?
(Kai catches an arrow about to hit Stanley)
Kai: I will pump if you request, but then I will not be able to stop darts.
Stanley Well... that's okay I like the pumping.



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