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Angel
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 Posted: Fri Aug 27th, 2010 10:26 pm

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Bilbo67 wrote: Flaunting the commemorative dagger I won in last weekend's strongman contest:

 



 



 



 

I defy anyone to tell me they have a cooler letter opener than me!


After reading your latest Lexx episode review, Bilbo, I really don't think you should be allowed around sharp objects.  Man, I'm jealous yours is bigger than mine!  :c030a::s010a:


 



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 Posted: Fri Aug 27th, 2010 10:49 pm

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If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that, I'd have a bright, shiny nickel.



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Your pics are so awesome Bilbo, you go boy!!!

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Pictures from my brother's wedding this past summer have finally started to trickle in.  At this rate it'll be Mayan doomsday before I have them all (not talking 2012 here folks...I'm saying Maya will drop her cover and finally make her play for world domination).  For starters, here's one of me (smiling ear-to-ear, as you can plainly see) and my cousin's three-year-old:

 



 

Kid was terrified of me the first day I was out there...after which she did a comlete 180 and latched onto my like a vice upon deciding:

a- I'm funny (at that age, a guy balancing three cups on his head is nothing short of the pinnacle of human achievement)


b- more importantly, she can use me to get things, knowing that I have no authority over her whatsoever.  Wise beyond her years, this youngling is. Hmm.


As for the picture itself...I had been walking around the reception with a flower in my hair for about an hour or so (...do you even have to ask?).  At some point she saw it, decided she wanted it, and so when I was kneeling down to retie my black licorice shoelaces for the umble-teenth time, she yanked it right off my ear (mussing my hair to the point of no return...which was a moot point, as shortly thereafter I unhitched my tresses and started headbanging on the dance floor).  I spent a good five minutes trying to get that cursed carnation exactly how she wanted it...then she got bored and tore ass out the door to go chase hummingbirds.  Or maybe she had a sixth sense about where they stashed the remainder of the cake.  In either case, she was ahead of the curve.



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She's adorable, and pretty much has your number...I look forward to crossing swords with her on that bid for World Domination...BWHAHAAHAHA!!!

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She cutie your cousin.

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Aww, she's cute and you're pretty much mush...



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The bigger and stronger they are the easier for the little cousin to turn them to goo. She's adorable



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Angel wrote: you're pretty much mush...
Wow...a scant couple weeks without doing any sit-ups and it's already that noticeable!  I'm sticking to sweatshirts between now and beach season...



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Bilbo67 wrote: Angel wrote: you're pretty much mush...
Wow...a scant couple weeks without doing any sit-ups and it's already that noticeable!  I'm sticking to sweatshirts between now and beach season...

Hey, don't forget that bikini wax!



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aaaaa too cutie cutie...two of ya..



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So, this is where we unveil ourselves, eh?  Well, here's a webcam shot of me... It's my current profile picture on Facebook.



And this is my baby Joxer... He just turned 12.  I never got married or had kids, so Joxer is my "son." 



I also have a Hermann's Tortoise named Gabrielle, a Crested Gecko named Boga, and a Betta fish named Fox.  :)



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JediPug1 wrote:
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And this is my baby Joxer... He just turned 12.  I never got married or had kids, so Joxer is my "son." 



  :)


How did you make it into MIB Headquarters to snap a photo of Frank??? :P He's too cute.



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How did you make it into MIB Headquarters to snap a photo of Frank??? :P He's too cute.


I'd tell you, but then I'd have to neuralize you...  :cool:



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How did you make it into MIB Headquarters to snap a photo of Frank??? :P He's too cute.


I'd tell you, but then I'd have to neuralize you...  :cool:


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